Posts Tagged ‘GPS tracking system’

The Eye Is Watching: Alan Parsons

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Alan Parsons is a legend — but why? Was he a man? A group? Was he a musical movement? Was he some kind of wonderful? How was it that Alan Parsons saw into the future and saw what would happen when satellites were deployed into orbit? Was Alan Parsons some kind of proponent of GPS tracking systems? Was he a psychic? Or was it just a moment of passing paranoid fancy?

As shocking as this might be, Alan Parsons is first and foremost, a man. He is a handsome man — a fierce man. Secondly, he is an Englishman. He got his start working as a producer — albeit is a minor capacity — on the Beatles album, Abbey Road. That led to more extensive work on Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon. The perpetual success of Dark Side set up work with Al Stewart and The Hollies. So magical were his talents that rumor has it he was asked to join Pink Floyd, but declined to pursue his so-called Project.

Though the Project had been an idea of Parsons’s for so time, it was only after meeting with Scottish singer, Eric Woolfson, in 1975, that he decided to move forward with actual recording. For the next ten years, from 1975 to 1987, the group would become a seminal pillar of progressive rock. They would contribute such classics as The Raven, Time, and Eye In the Sky. It was this last song, Eye In The Sky that would become the band’s signature song.

The song, released in 1982, was meant as a kind of ode to George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four, with the eye representing the ever-presence of Big Brother. Parsons explained that “I hated the song when we first started recording it — I was quite ready to drop it altogether. Then we hit upon the hypnotic guitar chugs and it all came together.” To the delight of millions, the song was release on the seminal, eponymous 1979 album.

The tunes are typically Parsons-esque, while the lyrics are straightforward and evocative. They suggest an egomaniacal sense of delusional power. What is striking is how the titular “eye” dovetails nicely with the hundreds of global satellites capable of tracking us. Indeed, they have to track us. We’ve asked them to track us, thanks to our GPS enabled phones, laptops and netbooks. They are the eyes in the sky, looking at us, though they cannot read our minds — for the time being, at least.

If you’re fond of GPS tracking systems, you’re sure to be fond of Alan Parsons, Eric Woolfson, and The Project. Keep your ears in tune, your mind open, and your eyes on the sky.

Alive In Hollywood, Barely

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

For those ten or twelve of you who bothered to send me any feedback, yes, I am still a P.A. for a B-list actor in this Tinseltown of lost and faded lives. Yes, it’s another semi-sad tale from Hollywood, complete with a vague sampling of dish. Punch in your coordinates, calibrate your GPS tracking system and set course for stun.

Why are actors so fickle? I think it boils down to the fact you can’t expect a human being to bleed his or her heart on stage or screen and not expect that they may be wired into a more immature emotional system. Now, the sad part is the minor celebrity I tend to has two kids and happens to be terrified of not getting a gig. A mortgage in the Hollywood Hills is no laughing matter. And so, as always, guess who gets to be the release valve for all this neurosis and anxiety? You guessed it.

I took the job thinking it’d be a great way of getting behind the glittering wall that separates the norms and the special people. The norms are normal people like you and me. Though, I wonder if I still qualify as a norm, given that I’ve been registered in so many minor celebrity memory banks. Did I mention Anthony Kiedis once hit on me at my client’s kid’s birthday party? Yes, it was awkward. No, nothing came of it.

Rome is burning, and guess who gets to watch Nero fiddle away whatever celebrity collateral she had accrued over the years of B-grade TV and infomercials? If either of the little lads starts wailing or pitching a fit, her glaring eyes fall on me. Can I help it that they’re raised like borderline feral children? The job description says personal assistant, not day care provider.

I feel sad for her. It’s not easy to be clocking in on mid-forties and not have anything lined up. What bills that do get paid, including my paltry salary, come from the syndication residuals. Let’s just say it was a really big show in the late Eighties. If I say anything more I run the risk of having this article rank on the SERPs and jeopardize my non-disclosure agreement.

Yes, loyal readers, calibrate your GPS tracking system, set your phasers to gossip, and make sure your lattes are extra hot, with two Equals and no foam. Hollywood awaits.

Cold Wars and Space Races

Friday, January 15th, 2010

As a survivor of the Cold War, I can’t help but feel there is something missing these days without the Soviet Menace. I mean, the Soviets, despite being the alleged evil empire, did prompt us to shift into gear on more than one occasion. Before the Eagle had landed, the Soviets had already sent a satellite and an astronaut into space. Not bad. Anything that could whip Ike into a tizzy is worth mentioning. He quickly called for the creation of both NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) and DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency) in 1958.

Declaring “For the Benefit of All,” NASA moved quickly, launching the Explorer 1 satellite on January 31, 1958. Led by the former head of the German rocket program, Wernher von Braun, NASA immediately began to explore the possibility of sending human beings into space. Dubbed Project Mercury, this program involved seven original astronauts, of whom, Alan Shepard became the first American into space, while John Glenn would become the first American to orbit the earth.

But this did not mean we had achieved space supremacy. With the Space Race underway, NASA began implementing a new tracking system, called the Global Positioning System (GPS). The system involved the use of satellites to track the position and location of both spacecraft and intercontinental ballistic missiles. Initially developed by the Navy, the first successful GPS tracking system was dubbed Transit, and used five satellites to triangulate positions around the globe.

In 1983, the GPS system, which had been used exclusively by the military, would be unleashed on the private sector. In that year, a Soviet interceptor aircraft shot down the civilian Korean Air airliner KAL 007, killing all 269 people on board. The plane had strayed into Soviet airspace and although the Soviet had probable cause to destroy the perceived threat, it was determined had the airliner had accurate navigational systems, the tragedy could have been avoided. President Ronald Reagan subsequently announced that civilians and civilian agencies should have access to the GPS tracking systems.

From the Space Race to racing down the highway, a GPS system is guiding us. Not only has it become the preeminent navigational system for cars, but the scientific community has used it to track wild and domestic animals and migration patterns. Law enforcement uses GPS tracking to find stolen cars and keep tabs on criminals on bail or probation. Now, not only can someone find where they are on a city grid, but also he or she can find nearby businesses and restaurants. The uses, and the wonders, never end.

If you are keen on finding a reliable GPS tracking system, you need look no further than sub-orbital space — and the Internet.

Where Are We: GPS

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Global positioning systems — referred to as GPS tracking systems — were the invention and exclusive tool of the U.S. military. They initially consisted of a series of satellites that would triangular the location, speed and distance of inbound and outbound intercontinental ballistic missiles. Yes, GPS systems were our nuclear tracking devices. If you’re a fan of movies like DR. STRANGELOVE or WAR GAMES, then you’re familiar with the convention of blinking missile on a screen being tracked to their target. That’s GPS.

Though it had been in use since the ’60s, it wasn’t until’83 that the system was made available to the private sector. Now, GPS is as ubiquitous as cellphones and email. People are smitten with using the system to navigate, find directions, and even find their friends. Various companies have made the technology available by means of our automobiles, cell phones, even our watches. Additionally, meteorologists use the GPS system to predict, and make it possible to alert people to evacuate certain areas well in advance of approaching storm systems.

In’39, a viable global positioning system was already in use. Of course it did not utilize satellites, rather it used a series of radio relays to pinpoint ships at sea. By’43, a German scientist, Karl Hans Janke, patented the idea of using two satellites positioned at certain points could send electromagnetic signals, using screen vectors, and determine the direction of an object. Each satellite was proposed to send messages at the speed of light to receivers, which would then convert the messages into latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates.

It should be noted that there are some obstacles GPS cannot surmount. Natural phenomenon, like sunspots, meteor showers, and earth-based storms can adversely affect reception. Often, the interference has a more unremarkable culprit. Car defrosters can interrupt the GPS signaling as well as the grade of tint on some windows. Of course, the industry is always troubleshooting and perfecting their signaling systems to circumvent these problems.

Among the first GPS providers in the U.S. were Verizon, Nextel, and Sprint. Soon, services like OnStar and TomTom were folded into the automobile market. The speed with which these GPS advances are developed, and the speed with which companies are incorporating these advances into everyday life, paints a very bright picture for GPS.

Access to an advanced GPS tracking system is as easy as turning your cellphone on. Find directions, find places to eat, and never get lost again.

Beams, Coordinates and GPS Tracking Systems

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Today, you can find a GPS system in almost every new car model, on cell phones, and several other devices. The Global Positioning System (GPS) has become the de facto navigation system for the entire world. While it wasn’t always available to the public, it has quickly evolved as the favorite means of navigation by nearly everyone. Where did the GPS system come from and how does it work?

Global position systems were developed by the United States military to effectively trace the flight of intercontinental ballistic missiles. In’83, after a Korean passenger flight was shot down by Russia jet fighters for inadvertently violating Russian airspace,Ronald Reagan made it available to the private sector. He was convinced, perhaps rightly so, that it could be used to prevent future catastrophes. It has since evolved into more than a military positioning device.

The theory behind global positioning is simple, but its implementation is rather complex. The U.S. government has approximately 30 satellites in orbit at any given moment. These satellites send out a constant stream of microwave signals back down towards the earth. A GPS tracking system on the ground receives the signal from the satellite. It then calculates the exact position, direction, and speed of itself based on these signals. Each time the receiver gets a signal from the satellite, the new calculations are made immediately then relayed as coordinates.

Millions of vehicles are now equipped with GPS tracking systems. They tend to be reasonably priced and easy to install. They can all provide turn-by-turn directions to any contiguous location. Most are even voice enabled, telling you to “turn at the next right” so you can keep your eyes on the road and hands on the wheel. One of the newest devices to get GPS capabilities is the iPhone. Having detailed maps in your cell phone opens up a world of possibilities for everyone.

Indeed, GPS is extraordinarily useful. To say global positioning technology is useful is about as insightful as saying a hammer is useful. If you’re lost, you will certainly be grateful for it. GPS devices are affordable conveniences that are now poised to become as ubiquitous as hammers. Navigate your way home, no matter where life takes you.

Drivers, parents, and businesses that need GPS tracking systems as a matter of course are encouraged to find the right model for the right occasion.

Hollywood Babble On

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Being a personal assistant to a “B” actor has its ups and downs. The ups come right after I get off work and the downs come when I walk in her Hollywood Hills mansion. Sometimes the downs come ringing to life at 3 AM with a shopping list. What does a bag of Kettle chips, band aids, Windex, and detachable erasers have in common? It boggles the mind. Try punching in an address into your GPS tracking device at 3 AM and see if you can stay awake.

Actors are fickle, that much anyone knows. But my boss is light years beyond fickle. She’s a single parent with two kids, hanging on every call-back. That’s understandable if you’ve got to make the mortgage on a mansion in the Hills. I just wish she wouldn’t use me as her personal, emotional punching bag.

I thought all my Hollywood dreams would come true when I signed onto this roller coaster ride. I would get to meet famous people and schmooze my way into a film career. The problem is she doesn’t introduce me to anyone. She only refers to me in the third person. “My assistant will take care of that.” Thanks for the big break.

The amount of venom she spews my way is obscene. I’m still waiting for Emperor Nero to jump out of the bushes and smash me over the head with his fiddle. If her kids cry about anything, I get blamed. It must be the stress of watching mommy slide down from B actress to C has-been. It’s a rough town, this Hollywood, but its even rougher when you’re playing Hamlet to a has-been’s ghost.

Now, when I say she’s a “B” actress but in all honesty her career has been on the skids for the better part of a decade. She got lucky with a sitcom and hasn’t been able to turn it into some bigger or better. I’ve accepted that I’m her foil — her therapy. I’m her walking, talking punching bag — and nurse. In the city of Angels, you’ve got to start somewhere. Why not at the bottom?

If you want to navigate the choppy waters of Hollywood, make sure you do it with a reliable GPS tracking system. It’s the only thing that’s kept me going in this crazy town.